A Salt and Battery-too wod a review for a catchy subtitle

Question: who has the bigger obsession-wodstein with the food network or his dad with the WB's old hit show 7th heaven. It's close,but i think Doc B does. I mean, he wrote a letter to reverend camden. Next week he hopes to have a 3 some with brooke shields and dr drake remoray. In any event, this is a really good restaraunt,but the critic surprisingly doesn't have much to say. This reviews makes The Hills look long.

While some of the content in this review wasn't bad,it was a short,choppy read and less organized than Beta Sig's homecoming week. Unfortunately it did not include any hot girls or rediculous stories about Kalmus doing 40 shots and banging 5 girls in one night. Point Beta Sig.

There are a lot of options at A Salt and Battery, and the critic really only goes in to detail for like 3 things. He does a nice job describing the Haddock,but claims the Pollock reminds him of the 4th grade cafeteria. I'm assuming this is a bad thing bc shore and his buddies used to torture wods and steal his milk money. That's the only thing that makes sense....i mean,who didn't like those fish sticks in 4th grade. What's next, the critic will claim he hates the simpsons too? way to turn on your child hood you bastard....

All in all, this review was short and not a fun read. It also had less content than John McCain's presidential campaign. I'm not even going to give it a score. It wasn't evne a blog, just some ramblings thrown together. I gave this an F minus. wow, how bout that i did give it a score after all. Don't bother reading his blog on this restaraunt-just go, it's good. Here's hoping the critic's next entry is an actual blog.