Kobe Club-- a white kid trying to be....????

Question: Who is whiter than Joshua Adam Bronstein? Answer: NO ONE. Well, maybe Richie on some days. but overall, no one. I think that's what makes this Beastie Boys like attempt at being "hip" so comical. Another part of the review i enjoyed was reading how a bird had shit ont he critic on his way to the kobe club. Now you know how we all feel when we have to read your meandering (big word alert!) reviews-confused and slighlty angry. In typical on again off again wodstein fashion, this review wasn't so bad. Let's have a look.


Actually wait. I can't let this line slip through "My idea of fine dining does not include hearing Beyonce and Alicia Keys; however, I must admit, when they come on the ipod, you will see those hips start to shake." There are so many things I can comment on here. My head literally exploded much like Gus Johnson's thinking of the possibilities. I mean, this has to be the single gayest thing that anyone has ever said. I think I should just leave it at that before offending more indiviuals, religions,ethnicities and animal rights groups than the show Family Guy, John Rocker and Archie Bunker combined.

Kobe Beef hot dog notes- Through reading his blogs, it has become evident the critic really enjoys any special attention that he feels differentiates himslef from any other diner. Not since Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson have I seen such a self centered figure. The hot dogs, however, sound quite good.

Kobe Beef Ravioli notes-every now and then bronstein's true love for food really shows through all the other bullshit. This papragraph was REALLY well done, and he deserves credit. He tells us why the ravioli was good,but lets us know the sauce is too heavy. If I go to Kobe Club again, maybe I'll order it sans sauce. This is the kind of stuff we're looking for critic. Not details of your gay love affair with the top chef. Good work.

Sirloin Steak notes-wow, this steak does sound good. The critic says it's the best meat he's ever put in his mouth, and we all knwo he has a lot of experience there! Gee, when did this blog become one big gay bash? Probably the same time Bronstein said "I'm gonna start a food blog". Oh well. This steak sounds really good, and the critic has sold me. If you go to Kobe Club order it. However,it sitll annoys me that he won't indentify his dining partner as one Hillary Steele. This may be the least funny gimmick since those bill gates jerry seinfeld comercials that just creeped everyone out.

Truffled French Fries- I will give all credit to Steph Rosen here. The critic did nothing. Glad we settled that.

Well, bronstein mentioned he didn't really fit in at the Kobe club,and he's right. I haven't seen a white guy try so hard to be black since Barack Obama. (despite that joke, PLEASE vote for him next week). But I have to admit,this review was definitely solid. Check it out. This makes me excited to review the next review so important questions can be answered. said questions include: Will Bronstine finally string together 2 good reivews? (probably not.) Will I stop mercilessly ripping on him? (probably not.) Will the Kobe club have some sort of celbration if Obama wins (maybe??) On to the scores:

Usefulness-4

Value added-4

Decipherability-4

Humor-4

Total score=16/20. nice job.